Monday, July 8, 2013

Kitten Games: Kick the Living Daylights Out of Each Other


This is a game where you grasp your opponent with your front paws and wrestle them into a horizontal position on the carpet. Once both of you are lying on your sides and grasping, the hind legs are brought into play, firmly and repeatedly kicking extremely hard into your opponent’s belly, or face if you can reach it.

Chloe rarely wins this game, because Charlie has the size advantage that lets him grip her body tighter and kick her harder.  She doesn’t let that bother her, however, as she has invented a new rule entirely of her own: Smaller players may bite the noses of larger players.  Thus, Charlie will Kick the Living Daylights out of her, and she will get sweet revenge by playing her own independent game of Bite Your Stupid Nose Off. She almost always wins this part of the game.
Sometimes, positions will be reversed so that the cats are playing in a top-to-tail formation, and each one is capable of kicking the other in the face.  Chloe then gets her revenge by playing her own game of Bit Your Stupid Privates off.  Charlie still usually wins these, but not without some pain.

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